The LAkers will be Waiting...KoBE !!!!
Monday, July 12, 2010
BLACKouT
It was the night before the big decision when I declared on Twitter that LeBron James ego was too big to go to Miami to join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in the pursuit of an NBA championship. Boy was I wrong. His ego was so big he had to bring his talents to South Beach. It's not like he didn't warn us, he said he wanted to be in a place where he had the best chance of getting a ring ASAP. A chip by any means necessary. Damn, the ghost of Kobe Bryant hangs over these young hoopsters. He's got 5 rings—ask Cam'Ron. D Wade has only one. And Bron Bron, zero, zilch. You know Pat Riley was talkin' that shit. "You're not Jordan, kid. You're right to want to change that number. You're Magic. Big, strong, can run the point for most of the game. You'll dish assists out, hit clutch baskets and we'll stack championships. Six in a row, I promise you. It's a dynasty Jigga can't deliver. Fuck the money, we got the cars and the hoes." Yup, Riles is a slick muthafucka, he brought my Knicks almost back to the top in the 90s. Then he bailed on us with a faxed resignation. He broke our hearts just like Gloria's baby boy did. So I guess you fuckers deserve each other. Good luck to you and the "Scheme Team". Dolan's a dickhead so I know why you passed but I got one last wish tho: I don't ever want to see you with a Yankee hat on again. Ha. Who rocks a Miami Heat fitted? Fuck outta here.
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